Freebsd Fortunes 6

The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best political joke.
First prize was ten years in prison; second prize, five years; third prize,
three years; and there were six honorable mentions of one year each.

The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.

The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.

The most advantageous, pre-eminent thing thou canst do is not to
exhibit nor display thyself within the limits of our galaxy, but
rather depart instantaneously whence thou even now standest and
flee to yet another rotten planet in the universe, if thou canst
have the good fortune to find one.
                -- Carlyle

The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most common
family name in the world is Chang.  Can you imagine the enormous number
of people in the world named Mohammad Chang?
                -- Derek Wills

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately
in the palpably not true.  It is the chief occupation of mankind.
                -- H.L. Mencken

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
                -- American proverb

The most dangerous organization in America today is:

        a) The KKK
        b) The American Nazi Party
        c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in
the country is the one on which you resell it.
                -- J. Brecheux

The most difficult thing about surviving AIDS
is trying to convince your parents that you're Haitian.