Daily Fortunes

Apr 27, 2017

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as...
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash

I think that I shall never see A thing as lovely as a tree...
I think that I shall never see A thing as lovely as a tree. But as you see the trees have gone They went this morning with the dawn. A logging firm from out of town Came and chopped the trees all down. But I will trick those dirty skunks And write a brand new poem called...

"I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black...
"I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is. You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther...

I think the world would be a more peaceful place...
I think the world would be a more peaceful place if people could just keep their fingers out of the fortune files. -- Jordan K. Hubbard

I think we can all agree that there is not enough common...
I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown ... HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT! I said I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown today. When we take the time to be courteous to each other,...

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