Daily Fortunes

Aug 6, 2017

Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.

Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.

Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something...
Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't. (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make. (3) People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't...

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from...
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. -- Ambrose Bierce

panic: can't find /
panic: can't find /

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