Daily Fortunes Aug 21, 2017 - motd.ambians.com
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed
Daily fortunes for your site
Dec 22, 2024
Motd Home
Daily Fortunes
Best of Fortunes
Worst of Fortunes
Daily Fortunes
Aug 21, 2017
In a family recipe you just discovered in an old book, the most...
In a family recipe you just discovered in an old book, the most vital measurement will be illegible.
Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes...
Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it worse.
You are always complimented on the item which took the least...
You are always complimented on the item which took the least effort to prepare. Example: If you make "duck a l'orange" you will be complimented on the baked potato.
The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to...
The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.
The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal...
The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal the greater the chance you guests will spend the entire meal discussing other meals they have had.
.
Daily Fortunes for Aug 21, 2017
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
2024
2023
2022
2021
2020
2019
2018
2017
2016
2015
2014
2014
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
Search
[
help
]
FreeBSD Fortunes Random
Fortunes
Fortunes-2
Fortunes-3
Fortunes-4
Fortunes-5
Fortunes-6
Fortunes-7
Limericks
Murphy
Startek
Zippy
Linux Fortunes Random
Art
Ascii Art
Computers
Cookie
Definitions
Drugs
Education
Ethnic
Food
Fortunes
Goedel
Humorists
Kids
Law
Linux Cookie
Literature
Love
Magic
Medicine
Men/Women
Miscellaneous
Ms-Fortunes
News
People
Pets
Platitudes
Politics
Riddles
Science
Songs/Poems
Sports
Startek
Translate-Me
Wisdom
Work
Zippy
About
|
Contact Us
|
Terms of Use
|
Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes
|
Linux Quotes