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Painting, n.:
The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and
exposing them to the critic.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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panic: can't find /
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panic: kernel trap (ignored)
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much
better.
-- Laurie Anderson
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Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
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Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2302 of 3566 |
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.
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Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
-- D. J. Hicks
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Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
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Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or
fattening.
Arnold's Addendum:
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
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