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Ozman's Laws:
(1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he
won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they
make.
(3) People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
(4) Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
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Painting, n.:
The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and
exposing them to the critic.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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panic: can't find /
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panic: kernel trap (ignored)
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much
better.
-- Laurie Anderson
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Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
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Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
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Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.
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Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
-- D. J. Hicks
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Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
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