Daily FortunesAug 18, 2018
Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have...
Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out". Once punched
out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas,
and such.
-- N. Meyrowitz
Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?
Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?
PLUNDERER'S THEME
(to...
PLUNDERER'S THEME
(to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)
Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
Pillage, rape, and loot and burn,...
Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody,...
Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
Police: Good evening, are you the host?
Host: No.
Police:...
Police: Good evening, are you the host?
Host: No.
Police: We've been getting complaints about this party.
Host: About the drugs?
Police: No.
Host: About the guns, then? Is somebody complaining about the guns?
Police: No, the noise.
Host: Oh, the noise. Well that...
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