Daily Fortunes

Aug 31, 2018

What's this stuff about people being "released...
What's this stuff about people being "released on their own recognizance"? Aren't we all out on own recognizance?

When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's...
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is. -- Robespierre

When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle...
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money. -- Kim Hubbard

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