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Aug 28, 2018

FORTUNE PRESENTS FAMOUS LAST WORDS: \#4 Socrates: ...
FORTUNE PRESENTS FAMOUS LAST WORDS: \#4 Socrates: I DRANK WHAT!?!? Tarzan: Who greased the grape viiiiiiiiiiiinnnneee........ Al Capone: There's a violin in my violin case! Pilot, TWA Fl. \#343: What's a mountain goat doing...

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#13 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#13 A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#15 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#15 A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#19 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#19 A: To be or not to be. Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#21 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#21 A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume. Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?
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