Daily FortunesDec 4, 2018
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in...
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I
know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must
be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people
I don't know yet and...
I wonder what the leash and collar set does for excitement?
...
I wonder what the leash and collar set does for excitement?
-- Tramp, Lady and the Tramp
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked...
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me,
"If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
-- Steven Wright
I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with...
I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one,
but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already
because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even
after we've been home a long while...
I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women,
only they...
I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women,
only they won't let me raise my voice.
-- Winkle
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 4, 2018
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