Daily Fortunes

Oct 4, 2018

If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there...
If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there won't be any left by the time they are ripe. If you buy them ripe, they rot before they are eaten.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door...
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with...
The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch...
If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be...
If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on together.

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