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Oct 26, 2019

Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats.

Accuracy, n.: The vice of being right
Accuracy, n.: The vice of being right

Acid -- better living through chemistry.
Acid -- better living through chemistry.

Acid absorbs 47 times it's weight in excess Reality.
Acid absorbs 47 times it's weight in excess Reality.

Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough...
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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