Daily FortunesOct 13, 2019
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS:
Be sure it's true, when...
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS:
Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to
tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because
these words were spoken.
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya...
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya need?"
"Oh, about $500."
"Whattaya got for collateral?"
"Whattaya need?"
"How about an eye?"
-- Sam Giancana
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that
*drives*...
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that
*drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*?
-- Gallagher
Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other...
Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother
Jimbo. We thought you might like to know the names of your assailants.
Hi! You have reached 962-0129. None of us are here to answer...
Hi! You have reached 962-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and
the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please
leave your name and message after the beep...
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 13, 2019
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