Daily Fortunes

Oct 3, 2019

Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf...
Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin? A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road...
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What's the difference between a duck and...
Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.

Q: What's the difference between a JAP and a baby...
Q: What's the difference between a JAP and a baby elephant? A: About 10 pounds. Q: How do you make them the same? A: Force feed the elephant.

Q: What's the difference between a Mac and...
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch? A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

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