Daily Fortunes

Oct 25, 2019

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of...
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. -- Mark Twain

Griffin's Thought: When you starve with a tiger,...
Griffin's Thought: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

Grig (the navigator): ... so you see, it's just the...
Grig (the navigator): ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space armada. Alex (the gunner): What?!? Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against overwhelming odds. Alex: It'll be a slaughter! Grig: ...

Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for...
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.

Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles...
Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide. -- Johnny Carson

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