Daily FortunesNov 2, 2019
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something...
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you
really care to know.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's...
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded
summation, leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your
arguments, Sir Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!" Sir Geoffrey
responded, "That may be, Milord, but at least you're better...
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble...
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
-- A. P. Herbert
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Daily Fortunes for Nov 2, 2019
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