Daily Fortunes

Nov 12, 2019

"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please...
"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP" -- Blue Devil comics

"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's...
"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." -- Fran Lebowitz

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done...
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" -- Lily Tomlin

Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.

"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from...
"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!" -- Buckaroo Banzai

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