Daily Fortunes

Nov 9, 2019

It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer...
It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy gets another beer. -- Cheers

"It's today!" said Piglet. "My favorite...
"It's today!" said Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh.

It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they...
It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's...
It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's time for the venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out. -- Peter Kennedy, chairman of Kraft & Kennedy.

It's very inconvenient to be mortal -- you never know when...
It's very inconvenient to be mortal -- you never know when everything may suddenly stop happening.

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