Daily Fortunes

Dec 2, 2019

Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools...
Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau

Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans,...
Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them. Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting...

Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans,...
Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them. Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting...

Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten...
Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.

Logic doesn't apply to the real world. --...
Logic doesn't apply to the real world. -- Marvin Minsky

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