Daily Fortunes

Dec 6, 2019

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't...
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town? -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"

Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)

Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill --...
Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor. The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death. You may find...

Hall's Laws of Politics: (1) The voters want fewer...
Hall's Laws of Politics: (1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending. (2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want something fixed. (3) Constituency drives out consistency (i.e., liberals defend military...

Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of...
Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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