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H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him...
H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him up before he slays you. Nothing makes you look a slob Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB). -- The Roguelet's ABC
H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H...
H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim
H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can -- do. Those...
H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can -- do. Those who can't -- teach. Martin's Extension: Those who cannot teach -- administrate.
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding...
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.
Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.
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