Daily Fortunes

Jan 24, 2019

If you look like your driver's license photo -- see...
If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor. If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.

It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't...
It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces a false impression. -- Oscar Wilde.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question...
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. -- Jackie Mason

It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important --...
It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's what you're taking for it...

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't...
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

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