Daily FortunesJan 26, 2006
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell...
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand,
who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a
nanocentury.
-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru...
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
How much net work could a network work, if a network could...
How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!!
Oh wait...
Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!!
Oh wait...
I'm a computer, and you're a person. It would never work out.
Never mind.
I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If...
I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just
remember what it was.
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 26, 2006
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