Daily FortunesSep 26, 2006
To know Edina is to reject it.
-- Dudley Riggs,...
To know Edina is to reject it.
-- Dudley Riggs, "The Year the Grinch Stole the Election"
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
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Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
-- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz"
Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies...
Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you
get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitch-hiking."
-- David Letterman
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines...
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
-- David Letterman
Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in...
Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.
"What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant.
"All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that has
to live in this dad-blamed,...
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Daily Fortunes for Sep 26, 2006
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