Daily Fortunes

Feb 3, 2006

You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had...
You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat and I had my hands about it. -- Rorschach, "Watchmen"

You know what they say -- the sweetest word in the English...
You know what they say -- the sweetest word in the English language is revenge. -- Peter Beard

You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute...
You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair. By the time someone says "I'd like you to meet Cecil," we shout,...

You know you are getting old when you think you should drive...
You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam

You know your apartment is small... when you can't know...
You know your apartment is small... when you can't know its position and velocity at the same time. you put your key in the lock and it breaks the window. you have to go outside to change your mind. you can vacuum the entire place using...

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