Daily Fortunes

Feb 19, 2006

I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN...
I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song. -- Fred Reuss

I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.' So...
I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at...
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wright

I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton...
I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago. When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, "Where are they all going to go? It's not like you need a computer...

I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence...
I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence a different life. I asked for and obtained her blessing and at once commenced the career of a robber. -- Tiburcio Vasquez

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