Daily Fortunes

Feb 22, 2006

I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased...
I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy.

I brake for chezlogs!
I brake for chezlogs!

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except...
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter Oakley

I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like...
I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast. -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82

I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed...
I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin

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