Daily Fortunes

Feb 9, 2006

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil...
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. -- W.C. Fields

Madison's Inquiry: If you have to travel on...
Madison's Inquiry: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?

Madness takes its toll.
Madness takes its toll.

Magary's Principle: When there is a public outcry...
Magary's Principle: When there is a public outcry to cut deadwood and fat from any government bureaucracy, it is the deadwood and the fat that do the cutting, and the public's services are cut.

Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.
Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.

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