Daily Fortunes

May 22, 2006

She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.
She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.

She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!
She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!

Shedenhelm's Law: All trails have more uphill sections ...
Shedenhelm's Law: All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill sections.

"Shelter", what a nice name for for a place where...
"Shelter", what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.

Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness,...
Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of...

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