Freebsd Fortunes 5

Shedenhelm's Law:
        All trails have more uphill sections
        than they have downhill sections.

"Shelter", what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.

Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
aircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'
                -- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
                   bad fiction contest.

Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him.  Such an excess of
stupidity, sir, is not in Nature.
                -- Samuel Johnson

Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him.  Such an excess
of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature.
                -- Samuel Johnson

She's learned to say things with her eyes
that others waste time putting into words.

She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer.

She's such a kinky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mother.
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
                -- Mae West

Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet!  I'm hunting wabbits...