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Sep 2, 2006

A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite...
A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost...
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation...
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. -- H. H. Munroe

A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives...
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
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