Daily FortunesApr 2, 2006
According to my best recollection, I don't remember...
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
-- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics...
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are
totally worthless.
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant...
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never
dies.
"According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac,...
"According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to
live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came
in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much.
Because we know that we could beat up their city...
Accordion, n.:
A bagpipe with pleats.
Accordion, n.:
A bagpipe with pleats.
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