Daily Fortunes

Sep 24, 2006

For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to never have...
For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to never have tasted the 'Great Chieftain O' the Pudden Race' (i.e. haggis) here is an easy to follow recipe which results in a dish remarkably similar to the above mentioned protected species. Ingredients: ...

Fortune's Contribution of the Month to the Animal Rights...
Fortune's Contribution of the Month to the Animal Rights Debate: I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine. "Hey you, get off my plate" -- Roger Midnight

Fortune's diet truths: 1: Forget what the cookbooks say, plain...
Fortune's diet truths: 1: Forget what the cookbooks say, plain yogurt tastes nothing like sour cream. 2: Any recipe calling for soybeans tastes like mud. 3: Carob is not an acceptable substitute for chocolate. In fact, carob is not an acceptable substitute...

God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.
God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.

GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): November 23, 1915 Pancake...
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): November 23, 1915 Pancake make-up is invented; most people continue to prefer syrup.

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