Daily Fortunes

Dec 24, 2006

The black bear used to be one of the most commonly seen large...
The black bear used to be one of the most commonly seen large animals because in Yosemite and Sequoia national parks they lived off of garbage and tourist handouts. This bear has learned to open car doors in Yosemite, where damage to automobiles caused by bears runs into...

The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into...
The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.

The bold youth of today is very lonely. -- Poul...
The bold youth of today is very lonely. -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert...
The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. -- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project

The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two,...
The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and pleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even...

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