Daily Fortunes

Dec 4, 2007

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get...
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. -- H.R. Haldeman

Once there lived a village of creatures along...
Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had learned from...

Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole...
Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind.

One day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen...
One day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen had reached an enlightened state. Much impressed by this news, several of his peers went to speak with him. "We have heard that you are enlightened. Is this true?" his fellow students inquired...

One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects...
One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth. A gallows was erected in front of the city gates. A herald announced, "Whoever would enter the city must first answer the truth to a question which will be put to him." Nasrudin...

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