Daily Fortunes

Jul 10, 2007

The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent...
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it. -- James Agate, British film and drama critic

[The French Riviera is] a sunny place for shady people...
[The French Riviera is] a sunny place for shady people. -- Somerset Maugham

The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north...
The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End.

The goys have proven the following theorem...
The goys have proven the following theorem... -- Physicist John von Neumann, at the start of a classroom lecture.

The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan,...
The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan, and immediately upon emerging was approached by a panhandler. "Mister," said the man, "can I have a quarter?" The Martian asked, "What's a quarter?" The panhandler thought...

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