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Jul 31, 2007

If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look...
If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the way they do?

If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes...
If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of everything. When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and then we'll either all go into the playoffs, or we'll all go home and play golf. Both those things sound pretty good to me...

If you don't know what game you're playing, don't ask what...
If you don't know what game you're playing, don't ask what the score is.

If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up...
If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're the sucker.

If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take...
If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards. -- Harry Blackstone

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