Daily FortunesJul 2, 2007
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right...
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of
fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course,
the same can be said of dirt.
carperpetuation, n:
The act, when vacuuming, of running...
carperpetuation, n:
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen
times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting
it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
-- Rich Hall,...
Carson's Consolation:
Nothing is ever a complete...
Carson's Consolation:
Nothing is ever a complete failure.
It can always be used as a bad example.
Carson's Observation on Footwear:
If the shoe fits,...
Carson's Observation on Footwear:
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Carswell's Corollary:
Whenever man comes up with...
Carswell's Corollary:
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap,
nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.
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