Daily FortunesJul 30, 2007
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
-- Civil War General John Sedgwick, his last
words, Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, 1864
They [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School...
They [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there
are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate
53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold...
They don't know how the world is shaped. And so they give it...
They don't know how the world is shaped. And so they give it a shape, and
try to make everything fit it. They separate the right from the left, the
man from the woman, the plant from the animal, the sun from the moon. They
only want to count to two.
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They don't suffer. They can't even speak English...
They don't suffer. They can't even speak English.
-- George F. Baer, answering a reporter's
question about the suffering of starving miners.
They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.
They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 30, 2007
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