Daily Fortunes

Aug 19, 2008

Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To...
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found...
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.

Q: Why did the mathematician name his...
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.

Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long...
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.

Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to...
Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle.

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