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Q:      Why did the WASP cross the road?
A:      To get to the middle.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1642 of 2298

Q:      Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A:      To stamp out forest fires.

Q:      Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A:      To stamp out flaming ducks.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1643 of 2298

Q:      Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A:      To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1644 of 2298

Q:      Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A:      To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1645 of 2298

Q:      Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A:      Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
        Oh, right, *of course*!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1646 of 2298

Q:      Why do the police always travel in threes?
A:      One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps
        an eye on the two intellectuals.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1647 of 2298

Q:      Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and
        New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A:      God gave New Jersey first choice.
 
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Q:      Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A:      Because they get their head stuck in the jars.

Q:      Why do blondes wear underwear?
A:      To keep their ankles warm.

Q:      How do you kill a blonde?
A:      Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1649 of 2298

Q:      Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A:      The cats keep trying to bury them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1650 of 2298

Q:      Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
A:      Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar.  If they drink
        it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while
        visiting, they always take three.
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