Daily Fortunes

May 2, 2012

The next thing I say to you will be true. The last thing I said...
The next thing I say to you will be true. The last thing I said was false.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about...
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many...
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum

The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster...
The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.

The night passes quickly when you're asleep But I'm...
The night passes quickly when you're asleep But I'm out shufflin' for something to eat ... Breakfast at the Egg House, Like the waffle on the griddle, I'm burnt around the edges, But I'm tender in the middle. -- Adrian Belew

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