Daily Fortunes

Dec 2, 2012

MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING

Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most...
Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on...
Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts...
Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts of yours from the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake. I don't know why they gave me men's shirts but they're going back.

Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you...
Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you. Could you call me at... My name is... uh... Never mind, forget it!

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