Daily Fortunes

Sep 29, 2012

Speed upon county roads will be limited to ten miles an hour...
Speed upon county roads will be limited to ten miles an hour unless the motorist sees a bailiff who does not appear to have had a drink in 30 days, when the driver will be permitted to make what he can. -- Proposed legislation, Illinois State Legislature,...

Spence's Admonition: Never stow away on a kamikaze...
Spence's Admonition: Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.

Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.
Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.

SPINSTER: A bachelor's wife.
SPINSTER: A bachelor's wife.

SPIRTLE: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always...
SPIRTLE: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

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