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Speed upon county roads will be limited to ten miles an hour unless the
motorist sees a bailiff who does not appear to have had a drink in 30 days,
when the driver will be permitted to make what he can.
-- Proposed legislation, Illinois State Legislature, May, 1907
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Spence's Admonition:
Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
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Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.
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SPINSTER:
A bachelor's wife.
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SPIRTLE:
The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands
right in your eye.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Spock: The odds of surviving another
attack are 13562190123 to 1, Captain.
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Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
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SPOUSE:
Someone who'll stand by you through all the
trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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Spring is here, spring is here,
Life is skittles and life is beer.
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SQUATCHO:
The button at the top of a baseball cap.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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