Daily Fortunes

Aug 29, 2012

"A power so great, it can only be used for Good...
"A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!" -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"

A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And he answered: It...
A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And he answered: It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence. It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs. It is that which has caused nations to build byways from City to City upon which...

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

"A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert...
"A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken...

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers...
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

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