Daily Fortunes

Nov 12, 2013

Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term,...
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Dinner suggestion \#302 (Hacker's De-lite): 1...
Dinner suggestion \#302 (Hacker's De-lite): 1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce 1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast 1 carton milk

Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in...
Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.

Diogenes, having abandoned his search for truth, is...
Diogenes, having abandoned his search for truth, is now searching for a good fantasy.

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