Daily Fortunes

Aug 12, 2013

The San Diego Freeway. Official Parking Lot of the 1984...
The San Diego Freeway. Official Parking Lot of the 1984 Olympics!

The savior becomes the victim.
The savior becomes the victim.

The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces...
The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces his horse. Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess. Hardworkin'. Not the fastest critter I ever come acrost, but..." Horse: "No, stupid, not feed*back*. I said I wanted a feed*bag*.

The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age...
The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of 100 showed that all had these things in common: 1) They all had moderate appetites. 2) They all came from middle class homes. 3) All but two of them were dead.

The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect...
The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is a belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappings of civilization. -- T.K.

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