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Dinosaurs aren't extinct.  They've just learned to hide in the trees.

Diogenes, having abandoned his search for
truth, is now searching for a good fantasy.

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone
asked him, after a few days.
        "Not too bad", replied Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."

Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century.
Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon.
                -- Sir Humphrey Appleby

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.

Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.
                -- Daniele Vare

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
                -- Wynn Catlin

Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
                -- Balfour

diplomacy, n:
        Lying in state.

Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:

        1: Get elected.
        2: Get re-elected.
        3: Don't get mad, get even.
                -- Sen. Everett Dirksen