Daily FortunesJan 5, 2014
The Israelis are the Doberman pinschers of the Middle East...
The Israelis are the Doberman pinschers of the Middle East. They
treat the Arabs like postmen.
-- Franklyn Ajaye
The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of...
The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain,
knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the
Commandments. Finally a tired Moses came into sight.
"I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said...
"The jig's up, Elman."
"Which jig?"
...
"The jig's up, Elman."
"Which jig?"
-- Jeff Elman
The Junior God now heads the roll
In the list of heaven's...
The Junior God now heads the roll
In the list of heaven's peers;
He sits in the House of High Control,
And he regulates the spheres.
Yet does he wonder, do you suppose,
If, even in gods divine,
The best and wisest may not be those
Who have wallowed awhile with the swine?
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The justifications for drug testing are part of the presently...
The justifications for drug testing are part of the presently fashionable
debate concerning restoring America's "competitiveness." Drugs, it has been
revealed, are responsible for rampant absenteeism, reduced output, and poor
quality work. But is drug testing...
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